ms. kitty fell asleep like this
Stop being perf
Spit in my ass and cum on me
Also my shoulder has this fucking knot again
Fragmentary Adolescence - 2014
First complete photo project/shoot featuring Ella.
Frequently asked questions
is he gay
i don’t think so
Last night I saw five raccoons congregated near a dumpster in my apartment complex, exercising their right to peaceably assemble. Democracy is so exciting.
Update: one of them was found dead in the street. We believe there may be a violent uprising of opossum seeking to overthrow the raccoon oligarchy’s monopoly on the trash racket. Stay strong, my bandit brethren.
look at this its the lesbian version of bonnie and clyde
You had me at “lesbian version of Bonnie & Clyde.”
THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME
You know I’m actually going to get off my bed and get my hair out of this towel
It might be in 3 years
But it’ll still happen
im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises
lol meok lorde you’ve also been nominated for nearly 3 grammys at the age of 17
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie.
NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE REAL PEOPLE EVEN THE ANTAGONISTS THE WOMEN WERE GREAT IT WAS ALL GREAT. IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOURE JEWISH, CHRISTIAN, MUSLIM, ATHEIST, WHATEVER ELSE IT DOESNT MATTER ITS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE AND ITS LITERALLY ONLY 90 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY AND EXPERIENCE THIS HERE JUST CLICK IT LITERALLY IT WILL OPEN IN A NEW TAB GO WATCH.
also can we point out that none of the characters were white? like damn accurate depictions of Biblical characters
I reblog every time Prince of Egypt comes up because holy fuck this movie is so good.
REBLOG EVERY TIME !!! JUST WATCHED THIS MOVIE AGAIN RECENTLY it’s so fuckin goooood ughfhhgg <3
harry potter & cards against humanity (insp.)
has a muslim man ever played abraham lincoln
has an aboriginal woman ever played elizabeth I
has a black man ever played george washington
has a turkish woman ever played eleanor of aquitaine
then why the fuck would you get the whitest white men to play Ramesses II and Moses
White people are fucking around too much. Watch shit reach their boiling point
My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state.
im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon
I THOUGHT THIS WAS SOME MINIATURE SCULPTURE AT FIRST OMFG I WAS SITTING HERE LIKE “DAMN THAT’S GOOD” BUT ITS AN ACTUAL LEMON OMFG